Donald Trump’s Obsequious Dupe


There are very few people in the history of United States politics who have sold out harder than New Jersey’s Governor Chris Christie. His embarrassing campaign performance and exit coupled with his opportunistic endorsement of Trump has been an excruciatingly public display of compromised integrity. In recognition of the gall it must have taken to attempt such a politically disastrous maneuver, this oleaginous reversal of support has earned Chris Christie the first ever honorary title to be awarded by AmericanLemmings.com: Donald Trump’s Obsequious Dupe. Henceforth, this will be the only name used to refer to the man who sold his dignity to a maniacal windbag for personal gain.